Chubby Custard

A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.

Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.

John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?

Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!

John: :(

by Sidney Shaw October 30, 2012

tubby custard

one of the two foods (along with tubby toast) eaten by the Teletubbies.

"Hey Dipsy, gimme some of that tubby custard before I kick your face."

by Juan Ricardo Benitez III November 3, 2008

lt.custard

a beautiful, beautiful man, as well as talented streamer and waffler.

“lt.custard is the best streamer.”

by BanditMain_ October 22, 2020

Fish Fingers and Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need... Fish Fingers and Custard!

by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011

carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.

wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!

by UKP August 21, 2010

guzzle your custard

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

by savannahman March 18, 2010

Nut Custard

Semen, jizz, spunk

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.

by Natasha November 29, 2003