cuntopotomus

A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

Work sucked today! My boss is such a Cuntopotomus!

by #ICantTakeCredit November 7, 2015

cupboard cruising

When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack

That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .

by VanDyke Brown April 20, 2017

cuntorrhoid

Giant pain in the ass person who you can't get rid of ever despite your best efforts.

Hey Billy I thought you and Jack were no longer mates?

Yeah Phil I just can't get rid of the cuntorrhoid.

WTF why are you hanging out with them again?

I've got cuntorrhoids mate :(

by PeteyD69 January 29, 2018

Cuntoxen

Plural of Cuntox

Those CUNTOXEN in Government have decided to put the price of BEER up again

by Frase 61 July 6, 2018

Cuntocity

The scale at witch the level of cuntieness in a person, rated on a point scale from
1 to MEGACUNT

Your CUNTocity is at an all time high

by Joseph-Zane February 12, 2019

cuntofathing

The worst type of person. A real prick. Someone who is dishonest and maybe even hated

You cuntofathing.

by Missdish May 8, 2020

Cupboard Of Twats

Collective term for a large group of twats. Sometimes also referenced as The Twat Cupboard e.g. "Get in The Twat Cupboard you twat!"
Also the opposite of a Drawer Of Prats.

Look at that Cupboard Of Twats over there...

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020