Cream Sandwich

When cum is squirted between the butt cheeks

Kiersten : Wow Jake gave me an amazing creampie last night!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!

by SlopNChop June 15, 2018

Cream cheese

When a guy cums in a girl with a yeast infection.

Man, Ashley had a yeast infection and I hate condoms so I gave her that cream cheese.

by TeeJay78 April 27, 2013

Cream of nut soup

Spunk, cum, the hot steaming load!

Mary was indecisive what to have for starters at the restaraunt... After peering down her ample cleavage the Waiter cleared his throat and enquired ''Would madam care for a healthy portion of Cream of nut soup?''

by Fanimani April 19, 2009

cream on the crop

When you cum on her pussy and gets in her batch (pussy hair)

Person 1: Yo dude I heard you hit Michelle last night, is that legit?
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.

by ChaBoiX July 4, 2017

cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

cream rinse

Conditioner; in the shower, cream rinse is put in after shampoo and then rinsed out to make hair soft and luxurious. It's usually creamy, hence the name.

Wow, Kerry, your hair is so soft! What kind of cream rinse are you using?

by Jedi-Harlot August 31, 2005

Cream-puff

An overly sensitive male that doesn’t hold back any feelings or emotions. Tends to fall in love quickly and is often quit clingy.

"I broke up with him yesterday and he cried like a baby. Man, he is such a cream-puff !

by Milenda February 5, 2010