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Cream-Puff 

A Large man who displays a gruff and grumpy Exterior, generally assumed to be as Cuddly as a teddy bear by the Opposite Sex
Look at cream-puff over there, moaning once again!
Cream-Puff by Conor Brien August 9, 2006

cream puff 

A nickname used by a hot lesbian vampire for a cute, dorky girl.
Carmilla looked at Laura with her seduction eyes and said, "Buckle up, cream puff."
cream puff by absolute-garbage August 6, 2015

Cream Puff 

A fat, lazy, sedentary person, who would rather sit, watch TV, and eat a bowl of cream than do anything physical.
Wow, he's such a cream puff. He's sitting on his ass eating a donut while all his friends are outside playing football.
Cream Puff by eldiablo247 December 2, 2010

cream puff 

the act in which a guy shoots his load all over a girl's pussy instead of inside it
Kate wasn't on birth control so I couldn't give her a creampie. So, I blew my load all over her puffy mound, thus giving her a cream puff instead.
cream puff by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

Cream Puff 

To masturbate in someone's hand while they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose.
My girlfriend pissed me off so much, i cream puffed her last night. She woke up and couldn't figure out why her face was sticky
Cream Puff by spazmonkey007 January 6, 2008

Cream puff 

Cream on the inside shell on the outside an AMAZING person u could ever meet if someone claims they are a cream puff they are most probably correct cream puffs have a natural beauty and can give u a warm feeling when u meet one ☺️ They are spontaneous crazy and sensitive
I’m a cream puff

She’s a total cream puff
Cream puff by Disco queen September 25, 2018
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