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mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
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Controllable

Guy1: So my girlfriend has been controlling me...

Guy2: I didn't know you were so controllable
by Malkim November 22, 2011
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connolly

a girl who most people say is pretty but is total guy repellent and will never get a boyfriend. she has many friends but mosly everyone hates her.
that poor girl she is a connolly
by apples and honey May 26, 2009
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Sole Controller

Common GameFAQs troll. Commonly found to be listening to the Beach Boys, making racist comments, and failing to get people angry.
"Remember Steve? He was such a Sole Controller"
by STRONGBAD SMASH! July 4, 2003
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Controlled Burn

Planning to share just enough information in a meeting so a potential troublemaker won't have much fodder.
Q. How come you're not showing the whole navigation scheme?

A. Tom's going to be there and he challenges everything; we've only got an hour so I'm going to go for a controlled burn.
by Daniel Ponech June 23, 2008
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Emotion controller

An emotion controller is somebody who judges and makes decisions about the eligibility of others' emotions and feeling states. An emotion controller grew up and still lives in a world of emotional dictatorship. Emotion controllers feel entitled to tell others explicitly and directly that their emotions and feelings are wrong, which is basically every time somebody speaks about how they are feelings. Emotion controllers prefer to judge and criticize harshly others' emotions with minimal background information. Emotion controllers do not communicate using compassion and empathy. They believe that others' emotions and needs are not important, and all decision based on emotions are wrong.
Sue: "I am really upset that Peter broke our engagement and called off the wedding because Betty has bigger tits and gives better head. I am 8 months pregnant with Peter's baby and I cried all night!"
Simone: "You are totally oversensitive. You have also invested way too much emotionally into the relationship with Peter. People break up engagements and call of weddings all the time."
Sue: "You have no compassion you heartless bitch. You are such an emotion controller."

Betty: "How are you? Have not seen you for a long while. How is life?"
Moni: "I am good, thanks. I broke off with my boyfriend because he spoke about his ex all the time. I am totally pissed off that he was obsessed with his ex. I feel so much better now that I am not with him anymore, and gave myself the chance to meet somebody who can appreciate and love me."
Betty: "It is okay if he talked about his ex all the time. It is not a reason to split up a relationship. You made a big mistake there."
Moni:"You are an emotion controller. You make me feel that my emotions and needs are not important."
by Peppina August 31, 2014
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Pull a "Connolly"

To say or do something really fuckin corny, very "whiteboy-ish", where the culprit finds their action or statement hysterical while the only response from others is a very faint laugh (only bc they feel bad) or complete silence for 5 seconds followed by someone screaming "FAG!!" at the top of their lungs; at which point, everyone laughs AT the person who pulled the dreaded "Connolly"...
You: There's a Ferdina on your hand..
Me: What's a Ferdina?
You: Spaghetti and Meatballs!!
Me: Way to ruin the moment a pull a "Connolly", guy...
(5 seconds of silence)..
someone else: FAG!!!

(whole room bursts out in laughter)
by Tawlk December 8, 2010
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