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A morbidly obese girl who dressed in very inappropriately sexy clothing. She will usually display absolutely no awareness of her body or how provocatively she is dressed. However, she may also be super-aware of her sexuality, expecting all men to desire her and showing absolutely no interest in or recognition of rejection by the opposite sex. The term "cake" refers to her constant desire and inappropriately timed consumption of sugarey baked goods and hydrogenated snacks. IE, eating twinkies while wearing a vinyl mini skirt at a night club.
"check out that cake on the dance floor - I've never seen anyone eat a twinky and back their ass up at the same time!"
cake by sedgeflower July 2, 2008
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cocaine and ketemine
when you mix the two drugs... cocaine and ketamine... you get this batter ...
Cake by Jason February 2, 2005
a man who has to spend money on a female because he doesn't have any game.

aka cake daddy, cake momma
Stu gave all of the ATL girls leather coats for Christmas and still got no ass. What a cake.
cake by DGreen July 21, 2003
something that has to do with yayo,crack,dope
fucc losin' weight back on these highways pushin' cake
Cake by North End Murdera November 17, 2003
A word used to describe a homo/fairy.
Scott: (in gay a voice) Dude Im ready to go.

James: You fucking frosted pussy ass cake, we've only been at the strip club for an hour and you want to leave?
cake by James January 27, 2004
Awesome; Funky Fresh; super-fly; cool
Just a new word to represent how good something is.
Wow that movie was fresh cake.
Cake by Mark Harvey September 15, 2004