cakefart

When a woman squats and breaks smelly wind all over a cake, usually for a sexual fetish, but sometimes as a Sadistic revenge at a restaurant, like in a case when a rude customer pinches her ass.

Lizz bent down and cakefarted on her slave's lunch.

by Donnald June 11, 2008

cakefart

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.

Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cakefarted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"

by Steve06 August 30, 2008

Cakefart

Noun: Something that is bittersweet, or contains both good and bad.

E.g: Breaking up with my boyfriend was kind of a cakefart, because he was nice, but he was kind of a douche too.

E.g. I totally made a cakefart when I decided to eat McDonald's last night. It was so yummy but now I' kinda fat.

E.g.: Sarah Jessica Parker totally cakefarts on society because she's kind of hot, but she's got a fugly face.

by PoojaPooja February 14, 2009

cakefart

verb. skipping a round of tournament play in the chess club that has no name.

"Dude, I'm really beat."
"You wanna cakefart this round?"
"Sure, we'll play next time"

by we can't tell you that November 14, 2007

greasy cakefart

Unlike the ordinary cakefart, a greasy cakefart has the addition of a greasy like substance flow from the anus while the cakefart is released.

greasy cakefart

by Cake Boss March 11, 2010

Wedding Cake Fart

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake

I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.

by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011

cake fart

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.

Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"

by Steve06 August 28, 2008