borderline retard

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.

person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!

by no snitchin May 5, 2018

Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018

Borderline

1. One of the greatest Madonna songs ever

2. Madonna’s pet Border Collie

1. KEEP ON PUSHIN’ MY LOVE OVER THE BORDERLINE

2. Aww, Look at Borderline! He’s so cute!

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

Borderline-fine

If someone is about to burst in tears but will not. This person is borderline-fine.

He was about the burst in tears and run away, but he did not. He was just borderline-fine.

by Jij Weet November 29, 2018

borderline dick syndrome

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes

girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍

by dildochick2054 September 2, 2019

borderline-Bae

when you are not really dating but you kinda both feel like you are without either admitting it

hey he is like my borderline-bae

by J232635374 September 9, 2019

Bendering

The act of getting as completed buckled as humanly possible for as long as possible, usually involves drinking, drugs, bad hook ups and matching tattoos

Person 1: Has anyone seen Tabby & Ophelia this morning

Person 2: I doubt they’ll be showing up any time today, they were bendering through from Friday

Person 1: oh my, they need to take a day off

by queenjavs June 28, 2019