mormon third base

The act of cuddling, laying down on a bed, couch, futon, hammock, or love-sac. Also known as spooning.

When I turned on the lights, I caught Brandon attempting to get to mormon third base with Cami.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

baefy

bae + wifey

alana is so so so pretty and gorgeous and smart and funny she is baefy - alex solomon

by alanalikespoop February 20, 2021

dildo-based titillation

A mating process used by Abdoes which involves the use of tits, with organic dildoes as nipples, pumping repeatedly to engage in sexual intercourse.

That Adbo used dildo-based titillation on your mom!

by Marxfjr January 29, 2009

49th base

For male: Sticking your penis in the exhaust pipe of a f1 car

For Female: Sticking a f1 car exhaust pipe into your vagina

Man I went to the 49th base last night!

Fuck, thats like better then sex!

by JoshuaBowler May 4, 2009

76th Base

Oddly enough, 76th base is nothing more then a candle lit dinner in a cliched romantic destination. I know, what a let down.

Man 1: Dude, I heard you took your girlfriend to Paris.
Man 2: Yeah, we got to 76th base at an Italian restaurant by the Eiffel Tower.
Man 1: Oh well that's sweet... you fuck her after?
Man 2: No.
Man 1: Puss

by Jason "Reckless" Pavlick June 19, 2010

19th base

having sex with an inanimate object yet still reaching an orgasm. the object must also orgasm.

only 2 people are known to have achieved this. ron jeremy and chuck norris

ron jeremy: i got to 19th base with that sexy tree down the road

chuck norris: *ROUNDHOUSE KICK*

by andrew osullivan September 11, 2006

All your base are belong to us

All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", "AYBABTU", or simply "AYB") is a broken English phrase that sparked an internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of a Flash animation that depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing, a Japanese video game by Toaplan which was rushed and so was rather poorly translated into English, and is often regarded as butchering the English language.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.

by steve-manthing March 24, 2009