A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.
My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.
by bobo76 September 17, 2014

A booger at the top of your nostril that you can't blow out, that aggravates you till no end;a motherfucker that you can't do nothing with
That skine-booger owes thirty five motherfucking dollar if he don't pay me by next Friday I'm taking him off the map!
by Shorty Reese November 3, 2016

When a small wet clump of weed falls out of your waterbong wet and lands on you, it then becomes a bong booger.
Holy Christ, I thought you had a slimy booger on your arm, but it's just a bong booger! (14:11 Mongolian)
by Biggalo January 12, 2008

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.
by Chloe North September 28, 2008

A chunk of snot. It could be somewhat soft but is at least dry and firm enough to form a discrete piece that could be flicked from one's finger.
by gnuosphere June 30, 2011

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.
by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003

by Whaaaa?!27 January 13, 2011
