boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.

You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!

by cojudi August 28, 2014

Boat life

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.

Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020

Boat stare

Boat stare

The kind of disgruntled/uncomfortable expression on one's face after spending too much time on a boat.

Schnidi has spent the last five hours on a ferry.
Yeah you can tell that by looking at his face :/ he got that boat stare

by Boat stare guy July 9, 2021

Crack Boated

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.

"I was crack boated by extremists"

by Scout1 January 17, 2008

Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock

Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.

While laying in the bathtub, I gave myself a fire boat salute in dry dock.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Sanity boat

A boat that represents ones sanity. Jumping or falling off of it symbolizes the transition into insanity.

Somebody just fell off the sanity boat!

by Nocheese October 25, 2010

the boat has passed

the opportunity has gone by

when people drop out of architecture and want to come back 2 months later, "the boat has passed"

by gluescrews October 15, 2013