Slap Battles

Slap Battles is a ROBLOX game developed by Tencelll

Player 1: hey man i don't wanna play ability wars that shit is ass
Player 2: ok we got slap battles if you wanna play that
Player 1: isn't that just ability wars but neutered
Player 2: shut the fuck up

by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

Battou-jutsu

The technique of drawing one's sword from one's sheath as an attack. Extremely fast due to the curve of the katana and sheath. Used in the Hiten Mitsurugi style.

"He was a master of drawing his sword with god-like speeds, he was a master of the Battou-jutsu."

by Battousai September 24, 2003

Battlelands, battlelands?

A phrase you say to someone if you don't know the answer to a question or didn't even understand the question in the first place.

Person1: Hey do you know what Minecraft is?
Person 2: Battlelands, battlelands?

by Heinze Doofenshmirtz June 11, 2019

Butt Batter

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.

Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Phat Batty

A top of the range posterior. An ass worthy only of the gods.

1. "Hey man, what you thinking about? Brah I cannot stop thinking about Lidia, she has the phattest batty going"

2. "Word on the street is there's some girl down Croydon way with a phat batty, I'd walk on broken glass for a sneak preview"

3. "Look at the phat batty on that!"

by PhatBattyPatrol August 26, 2019

Excaliburd Battlehawk

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.

Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020