Baff

A child’s way of saying bath

Zoe wants to take a “baff”

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

Baffed

The head rush you get after intaking nicotine.

“Dude I’m so baffed right now.”

by Cool kid 😎 February 15, 2020

Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do

“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange”

Me: .... Bafflefullness

by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020

bafftyclap

Where someone is being an idiot

John: bro I’m going to jump into that cactus
Adam: You bafftyclap

by Big Tings 47 May 1, 2020

Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes

When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.

Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.

by anonymous September 29, 2020

baffoonerism

A combined set of motions, facial expressions, blabbering, and comically infantile remarks.

The baffoonerism of Donald Trump's debate performance was staggering.

by Sir Eisenhower September 30, 2020

Baffs

Drip, fashion, nice clothes.

“Omo, these hungrybaby baffs are cold oh.”

“Bro, I have to baff up to impress Vanessa”

by FromLagosWithAkara December 24, 2020