Alter-Negro

When you find someone who could be your twin, except that they are black and you are white

"Did you see that black guy walk past us"
"Yeah, he looked almost exactly like you, he could have been your alter-negro"

by Kdude47 April 24, 2008

penis allergy

Used to describe a woman that is a lesbian.

John: "Dude, I've been trying to put the moves on Katie for months now. She just won't budge!"
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."

by Prescott Peterson June 30, 2011

allergies

Crappy feeling you get when your body doesnt like something or when the seasons hate you and make you feel sickish.

girl: achoo!!
boy: bless you! are you sick?
girl: nawh its my damn allergies

by missKay&missBee September 24, 2011

allerjesus

The god you curse when your allergies are acting up.

Alternate definition, an allergic reaction to any Christian or Christian Organization.

Damn you, Allerjesus, my eyes are all red and puffy!

Oh, I shouldn't have gone near that Republican convention, now my allerjesus are acting up.

by Dan Lancer March 1, 2009

Allergetic

Feeling the effects of allergies.

I feel allergetic today. I have been coughing and sneezing all day because of allergies.

by Jacrseg May 10, 2009

aileron

The control surfaces found on the outboard sections of an airplane's wing. They move up and down and control the roll of the airplane, turning it.

Aileron is from the French for "Little wing."

Before every flight, I check the ailerons to make sure they are working properly.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

altercationsaurus

A dinosaur that is often found at senior parties in imaginary towns. The altercationsaurus is often responsible for the intoxication of otherwise innocent teenagers. This intoxication will occasionally lead to said teenager hitting an olympic athlete, rendering them crippled and maimed and leading to multi-million dollar lawsuits.

Altercationsaurus can also be found following around large mobs of deer, leading to speculation regarding whether or not the olympic runner was, in fact, hit by a car and not an altercationsaurus.

Further speculation regarding a pending court case would be irresponsible.

I am not a video camera.

The altercationsaurus got Peyton soooo wasted last night. I heard she hit a runner!!!

by Kerry Knox March 12, 2010