Assessitation

The assessment of a situation

*A girl sees a brother and sister holding hands and sharing ice cream in the park and thinks they are dating*

The girls assessitation of the brother and sister is incorrect

by SpookyScaryGames August 14, 2024

assethole

A heterosexual homosexual male

He’s just an assethole!

by anonymous September 13, 2023

assethole

A homosexual she male that acts like an arsehole.

Bravo is such an assethole right now! He’s dancing in the mud!

by anonymous September 13, 2023

assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

assettleine

A hotly-burning gas dat's good for warming a room so dat you can relax your behind on a chair and really get calm-'n'-comfy.

On chilly days, I give my torch-welders a half-dozen short breaks --- rather than two or three lengthy ones --- throughout da workday to come in and get warm if they have to work outdoors; my theory is dat they might develop an "assettleine" feeling with an extended rest-period in da toasty break-room, and then it would be difficult to get them to drowsily budge out of their cushy seats to venture out into da freezing temperatures again.

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

assestasia

An expulsion of one’s lower intestinal gases that causes a person and or pet, to temporarily go into a comatose state.

My GF caused a 7.5 richter scale fart with a stink that caused the dog to go into assestasia.

by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025

asset

The euphemism for "penis", as in "your asset turns on (erects) as you wake up in the morning"

When I saw the image of my girl friend wearing school uniform, I felt my asset turning on in the ways I didn’t expect!

by Emotional Cruiser December 8, 2025