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Angry Klinsmann

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.
"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"
by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011
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angry salamander

V. When a male shakes his genitals violently as an attack.
The doctor had cold gloves so I angry salamandered his face.
by Princess buttercup January 5, 2014
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angry gator

This is usually an unintentional act that occurs early on in your sexual career. When your getting a sweet bj at your girls parents house and they return home unexpectedly causing your girl to jump up suddenly but forgetting she had your wiener in her mouth.
Yo my biatch was sucking me off when the door swings open and her moms walks in, she got so scared her jaws slammed closed on my junk like an angry gator.
by Pamela Labia March 5, 2014
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angry earl

When somebody usually called Alex headlocks somebody during a friendly gootball match and ends their anal pipe with his African Totem Pole.
Wow, during St Heliers match on Sunday, Ben was given an 'Angry Earl'.
by youngdefiner December 10, 2016
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Angry elf syndrome

A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.
"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"
by Heyitsdaddyacids December 12, 2016
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angry gta

When you pick up a hoe off the corner and fuck her and pay so she gets out then run her ass over and get out and take your money back (make sure she knocked out or dead so she doesnt beat your ass)
I did the angry gta about 20 years ago, just got out.
by Cracker1&Cracker2 January 1, 2017
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angry handy

Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
by Vendetta Fist March 4, 2017
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