americangovsim

A shitty government sim on discord with liberals that think taxation is theft.

"Hey, did you hear that DisguisedJet719 on AmericanGovSim is a furry?"
"No, I had no idea! I like furries so I'm going to join AmericanGovSim"

by tsihcrana May 4, 2020

America is centered around

Look it up on Bing

Gerald: Hey! Look up "America is centered around" on Bing!
Goldstein: I just did! It is correct.

by TheGigachadJew6Million April 13, 2022

all american pyscho

someone who is quiet and seems innocent (guy or girl) but snaps at the slightest thing that pisses them off or if fed up, usually hard to do. type of people who shot up schools and businsses

i thought sam was tight, turns out he is an all american pyscho u see what he did to the dude at the party. spilt his skull over a joke!!!

by dirrty1 April 29, 2006

North America ain't ready

When something is so good (usually when an experience is enexpected, but doesn't always have to be the case), one needs to tell the world that not just he/she wasn't ready, but because he/she is from North America, the whole nation wasn't also ready. Also said when you are out of the country on vacation.

Svdanilo: "Damnn, these speakers are eargasms"

Svchadwick: "Bro, I'm dancing so hard right now!"

Svjon: "North America ain't ready!!!"

by MasterAsia April 5, 2020

Jack and Jill of America

The Black Elite, a organization filled with wealthy African Americans who want to give back to their communities and mingle with other fortunate African Americans. Their children often go off into Black Ivy leagues such as Howard.Spelman and Morehouse.

Oh, he's in Jack and Jill of America, his parents have money.

by Prestigiousfish April 2, 2015

High School of American Studies

A specialized high school where all the smart kids who either are obsessed with history or just didn’t score high enough on the shsat to get into stuyvesant. It always feels like the north pole in this little hallway of the school and so you’ll catch all the nerdy students in canada goose jackets in the summer. Don’t be fooled though, these students are also hard core druggies who smoke weed to find happiness when their history exams are making them cry every night. Harris field is the home of all the American studies Ashtrays and they can be spotted right and left but there will be the occasional holy child of god who avoids drugs and Harris field like they are a dangerous street in nyc. Don’t even get me started on the homework, all 5 hours of it. However it is number 1 ranked oh wait i mean number 2 and the kids receive so much useful information that they will of course 100% definitely use in the real world.

Sorry I go to the High School of American studies i can’t hang out because i need to study for my global test.

Bro i was so smacked at the High School of American studies the other day.

by lolschoolsucks November 28, 2018

stupidification of America

The blowback of having data at your fingertips 24/7.

I could feel my intelligence dimming the moment I held my first smartphone and I knew that I was buying into the mass stupidification of America.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020