The Avocado Effect

When you buttfuck your dead Irish dad till he shuts green

“If Jered doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna have to experience the Avocado Effect.”

by Dirigi April 8, 2021

Avocado

Literally translates from aztec as "Testicle", making Guacamole, "Testicle Sauce"

Kevin: Want an avocado?
Joey: Nah i'll have a testicle
Kevin: What the fuck is wrong with you, Joey?

by KoriTheGlaceon January 11, 2021

fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit

Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

by Nottobetakenserious August 10, 2016

Avocado toast

The fucking hippies love their avocado toast.

John loves his avocado toast that's why his wife miscarried.

by Leminheds June 23, 2019

Avocadopia

A state of bliss that some people achieve upon consumption of food containing avocados.

As I entered the party and gazed about the room, my eye was caught by a small white bowl sitting upon a table of appetizers. The gleaming green of the bowl's contents radiated from the vessel of my desire. In that instant I could see nothing - or no one - else in the room. It felt like I was drawn to the object of my desire by a verdant tractor beam. I picked up a delivery mechanism (I think it might have been a lightly salted restaurant-style corn tortilla chip), and scooped an impossibly large amount of perfectly prepared guacamole into my mouth. I instantly felt the glow of total joy spread throughout my body and expand into the oneness of the universe...I had arrived at my familiar state of AVOCADOPIA. Without thinking I reached out for more...

by Avocadopia May 3, 2010

Avocado Anus

When you dip your balls into her diarrhea filled butthole

I did avocado anus last night with beck, it was perfect.

by Lewdistmaximus March 8, 2019

Avocado

Someone who besties with someone but low key wants to be besties with someone else

#donthaveloyalfriends #hoesmad #iscoodocauseigotme #dropmahotpocket
#icanspellavocadocorrectly

Ugh HE is such an avocado that back stabbing little butt munch.

by Chris is that a weed420 June 24, 2019