To botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. Medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog poop. Revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally.
"Jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and reported himself to the police then pissed in a corner on camera."
"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."
"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."
by Billiam Valerie February 4, 2017

by 3978E June 7, 2018

(n.) one who travails and manipulates the ways and wonders of Facebook with both style and precision.
ex. AJ's successful corralling of the CEA members cemented his global reputation as a true Facebook Artist.
by aj123456 January 15, 2011

by Libart November 11, 2019

Legend has it, that he escaped from a sanitarium somewhere in New York. Others believe he was an operative, who went rogue. They say, on particular nights, you can catch a glimpse of him running around in the pale moonlight, and hear an insatiable, crazed laugh while he is inundated with wetworking his victims at the slaughterhouse. He is the GUERRILLA ARTIST, known as @thekingofslop. STRAIGHT OUTTA NEWBURGH. THERE IS NONE HIGHER. THIS IS HIS FIRE.
by Gray Water December 24, 2017

by basedknight October 19, 2013

The art of pausing shows or movies in an appealing way to your fellow viewers (can also be performed as a solo act, but it is more fulfilling when shared with others.) The paused screen is typically an especially absurd face or gesture, but is not limited to other pleasing images such as excessive cleavage or crotch shots. Some people are natural pause artists, but if you practice you can often hone your skill.
(Beth pauses Wendy Williams mid 'how you doin' to get something to drink.)
Jordan: That's a hilarious face.
Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.
Jordan: That's a hilarious face.
Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.
by The Real Beth January 12, 2012
