Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.

John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton

by LeEgg October 2, 2020

Ape Slayer

it a monkey that can spray an ak in rust

The ape slayer beemed the rust scrubs

by KoreanBeemer March 11, 2021

Ape Jamel

A sub-par short 15 second video

That is such an Ape Jamel video

by Kool As Soot June 17, 2021

Ape Hangers

A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.

Whoa, look at grandmas Ape Hangers! Those were probably awesome back in the day.

by BadLarryLenitz January 26, 2023

Ape gang

A group of 3 boys who are elite and fuck around whenever they can.

Sean, Michael and Justin are in the ape gang and like to play ape games.

by Rico Juarez May 2, 2019

Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

by Big T Bag October 24, 2008

Ape-ist

Being yelled at, without being asked if you could talk first

When someone goes 'ape' without saying hey i need to talk to you about something. eg. Your mum walks into your room. "YOU'RE FAILING SCHOOL YOU'RE GROUNDED. CLEAN YOU'RE ROOM." - "Mum stop being an Ape-ist"

by Huge-G November 26, 2010