The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.
Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020
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Person: If you rearrange "DELTA OMICRON", you get "MEDIA CONTROL"!
Normal guy: Go to Snopes.com and stop being an erotic almond.
Normal guy: Go to Snopes.com and stop being an erotic almond.
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1.) A statement used to describe an inadequate sum of money, even if it is a large amount that would more than adequately pay for something.
2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.
3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.
Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"
2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.
3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.
Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"
by Frackin'Amazin' June 19, 2010
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'Going to Alford' is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine sexual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.
'Going to Alford' is usually a polite way of explaining an intention to attend a clandestine sexual meeting with anonymous consenting individuals.
by Gary Barry November 13, 2011
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2.a nose that is too big for a persons face
2.a nose that is too big for a persons face
that guy over there has an almo
by aaddffrr December 12, 2008
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emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted
cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted
cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...
by Becstar October 26, 2006
Get the almost-number mug.1) a contraction of "almost" and "moist"
2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either
2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either
1.a) "The carrot cake was a tad almoist, but still tasty"
1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"
2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"
1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"
2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"
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