Almo

The sexiest beast around. He is literally a boss. He’s hard as fuck and often caught smoking a fag in back of the yard.

Ellis: yo almo wanna smoke some bud in the back g

Almo: yea why not g.

Almo by The busy puda December 12, 2018

almo

1.a person who has a nose that is too big for their face
2.a nose that is too big for a persons face

that guy over there has an almo

almo by aaddffrr December 12, 2008

Almo

Act of spinning around the narrative of a story, article or comment in an untruthful manner to make the subject implausible.

Tyrone: "You see this Article Bob?" *holds up Poll Results* Black men aren't actually that succesful in Dating with white women. You have nothing to fear.

Bob: "This is wrong. In fact most white women crave black men they just dont openly admit it"

Tyrone: "Dont almo me nigga".

Almo by smhtbhfam March 9, 2016

ALMO

Almost homo, a guy who doesn't know he's gay yet. An ALMO often wonders why a lot of people think he's gay and works really hard to not appear gay. Regardless, a preponderance of evidence points to his homosexual tendencies. For instance, things such as:

* beyond metrosexuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and sassily "switched up" his middle school uniform

* talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours "because I'm just friendly"

* obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him

* cattily assesses fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it

* AND most of all... an ALMO says things like "I get tired of being the dom."

Gay BFF: Ahh honey what's wrong? Did you and Dave break up?

Sad Girl: Uh, I was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way.

Gay BFF: Well, Darlin, he WAS like the woman in the relationship. You totally wore the hot pants in that one.

Sad Girl: Yeah, I think he's an ALMO. Too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend - or you - but not.

ALMO by BoyGaGa November 24, 2009

ALMO

Ass Laughing Me Off
A slang variation of LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off). Internet slang.

Guy1: Joke
Guy2: almo

"In Soviet Russia, ass laughs you off!"

ALMO by Sylak September 1, 2008

remember the almo 

when getting a blow job while sitting at the top of the stairs once you blow over her face you kick her down the steps and scream "remember the almo"

"remember the almo!"

remember the almo by 4chan monster January 23, 2009

ex-almost 

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.

"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"

ex-almost by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014