Shower Hop

A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.

I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.

by Slim Deeds October 10, 2008

Shower Napkin

The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby

I forgot to do the laundry last night so the only thing i had was a shower napkin for this morning.

by Jayblox January 13, 2009

Shower Oyster

A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.

OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!

by incomplete pete November 3, 2009

shower it off

To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'

-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!

-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)

by Cirera June 12, 2011

shower cement

When you jerk off in the shower, and the semen mixes with the water, creating a sticky, white glue otherwise known as shower cement.

Damnit Billy! You could have cleaned up in the shower! My feet are stuck to the tub with all that shower cement you've been making!

by the gordano January 4, 2017

Shower Thoughts

Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)

Those Shower Thoughts are cool!

by CharjabugGD March 11, 2017

Shower Outage

When an individual goes to take a shower and realizes the water has been shut off.

Dan: "Did you change your mind about the shower?"

Lance: "No water came out when I turned the knob."

Dan: "Another shower outage? I'll call the water company."

by SpoCal10 February 22, 2010