1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009
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1. A person that loves to suck big penises with voluptuous lips.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.
2. A person who is just being a giant tool.
3. A prostitute or a two-bit whore
4. Anyone who loves the cock.
1. Chris is such a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.
2. Look at that guy with a popped collar. What a dick-leech.
3. Let's go pick us up some dick-leeches.
4. Person #1: I hear she gives really good head. Person #2: That is probably because she is a dick-leech.
by CrippleMaster March 2, 2009
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Get the Dick Skinners mug.more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.
I got stripper dick during that lap dance
climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick
he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out
climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick
he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out
by the real digger nick May 22, 2011
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by Candini January 4, 2008
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Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
by Beau Shuda October 21, 2011
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