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A baker's dozen of dicks. No more, no less.

Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
"I JUST WANNA SUCK MAD DICKS TONIGHT. Do you happen to have twelve friends?"
by Beau Shuda October 21, 2011
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