Dick of Death 

A penis of such awesome size, dimension, and performability that even straight boys are in awe of it.

Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy,and John Holmes(RIP), now THOSE are Dick of Death men.

Dick of Death by Predatory Male II May 2, 2010

dick fart 

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.

Justin Biber is a dick fart

dick fart by TahTah October 25, 2010

Dick Cheney 

The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY.

He is truly the root of all evil in America today.

George to Dick: I'm with Satan

Dick to George: I'm with Stupid

Dick Cheney by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Dick Fest 

A gathering of men and only men

That gay bar is a Dick Fest

Dick Fest by Seaman Sample March 29, 2003

dick wonger 

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

dick wonger by smellybanana September 21, 2006

Dick this 

Used as an attention grabber for the beginning of a story.

Dick this, I was all the mall yesterday and I shit my pants.

Dick this by Matt from TO November 25, 2007

dick relish  

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

dick relish by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009