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Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.
by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025
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Jimmy Win

Either succeeding in taking a BBW home with you for the night, or scoring a free ⛷️ bump at the bars.
Last night was crazy, I hit the double Jimmy Win at the landing strip.
by Caveman K August 10, 2025
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Colton and jimmy dehn

Two tight men who to love to penetrate eachother either if it’s tv remotes or there slim dicks. They hangout secretly and fuck eachother til they have an oatmeal crème pie left over.
Wow that’s gay must be Colton and jimmy dehn
by Slimjimrizzler August 27, 2025
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Jimmied

1. Getting shitface drunk off 3 and a half pints.

Alex: "Yup I've 25 Euro in my Rev can't wait to get Jimmied tonight!"

2. Doing a shot and then throwing up all over yourself.

Lorcan: "Ah bollix that tequila shot has me Jimmied, anyone know where the jacks is?"

3. Getting on the bag.
Jamie: "Yup just scored a sniffy white who's getting Jimmied tonight?"
Jimmy: *singing* "DARLIN I TOLDDDDD YA"
Im absolutely fucking Jimmied boys who's getting a snap
by DesDesmond September 5, 2025
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Jimmy

Jimmy :

Jimmy Hats or Jimmy Hats
in Jamaican slang... it means: a male condom.

Which project females from pregnancy. Does Not protect a person from catching a STD.

Viruses are transferred by fluids like sweat or kissing or feces or urine contact.

A person - can wear a condom, and still get a STD just by the kissing act.
Jimmy Hats are now in style !

meaning Condoms are for sell.
by anonymous September 13, 2025
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Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust
Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.
by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025
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Dirty H. Jimmy

When you lay an eye on your bro's nutella, and he lurks up behind you naked.
Last night I had the munchies and my bro pulled a Dirty H. Jimmy on me.
by Nutellagobbler February 13, 2025
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