Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
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in Jamaican slang... it means: a male condom.
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Viruses are transferred by fluids like sweat or kissing or feces or urine contact.
A person - can wear a condom, and still get a STD just by the kissing act.
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in Jamaican slang... it means: a male condom.
Which project females from pregnancy. Does Not protect a person from catching a STD.
Viruses are transferred by fluids like sweat or kissing or feces or urine contact.
A person - can wear a condom, and still get a STD just by the kissing act.
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