putitup
when one gets excited; puts two fingers up and pretends to shoot a gun while saying 'put it up' real fast.
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Putasos
Hard punches, thrown with the goal of inflicting maximum pain and damage. Usually only thrown by pinches working in kitchens after they get pissed off at the wait staff, or by day laborers who are pissed at other day laborers who try stealing their business.
Also known as 'chingasos.'
Also known as 'chingasos.'
Fidel: "Ey, why jou try esteal my yobs, cabron???"
Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"
Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"
Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"
Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"
Putasos by Potato Sack May 22, 2008
Putin Porn
Pictures of Vladimir Putin taken for propaganda purposes that are intended to display his macho prowess and strength to evoke Russian nationalism, portray Putin as a national symbol and show him as an integral part of Russia's rich, vast territory.
Hey! Check out the new Putin Porn! Here's a photo series of him fishing, hunting, riding horses, scuba diving, and driving a submarine with his shirt off. He is like a real man -- only better!
Putin Porn by ThePrimeMinistersOffice September 15, 2011
Putocabra
Not to be confused with "chupacabra"
Putocabra is what you call someone who is a total bitch and enjoys having sex with a goat.
Putocabra is what you call someone who is a total bitch and enjoys having sex with a goat.
putrifier
noun:
1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.
2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.
3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repultion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.
4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.
2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.
3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repultion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.
4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:
Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."
Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"
Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.
#2:
Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."
Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."
Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."
Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"
Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.
#2:
Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."
Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."
Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
Puttatt
Derived from English word "pussass". It is used to describe a person or object. Used to talk about ones foes. A complete wus/ douche bag.
Noun- used in place of a word you don't know.
Noun- used in place of a word you don't know.
Puttatt by Douchedestroyer92 March 11, 2009
Putzen
A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.
Putzen by Will Smosby June 22, 2011