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putrifier 

noun:

1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.

2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.

3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repultion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.

4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:

Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."

Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"

Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.

#2:

Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."

Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."

Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
putrifier by Argonak April 11, 2008
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putrifier 

noun:

1. Something or someone which is often responsible for making other things putrid. Often the putrifier is putrid itself.

2. Something disgusting, rotting, nasty, or otherwise offensive to the senses.

3. Something so unexpectedly grotesque (often a picture or item of some sort) as to conjure up feelings of utter disgust or repulsion. This picture or item can actually cause the victim to smell or feel said item vividly enough to cause the release of vomit from said victim's mouth.

4. An item or depiction of item that is mangled so much that it is difficult to tell what it is.
#1:

Rodion (to Travis): "Here...look at this picture I have here..."

Travis (upon laying his eyes on the vile image displayed on his paper): "OH GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PUTRIFIER?!?!"

Travis shortly empties his stomach all over the putrifier...thus making it even more putrid.

#2:

Zach: "Dude...Ray smells so foul..."

Tyler: "Yeah...what a putrifier."

Ray enters the room; everyone vomits.
putrifier by Argonak April 11, 2008

Putrafied 

The phase that results after the body has undergone extreme sexiness.
Damn...I wish I could be Putrafied.

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.
Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'
petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

purifiedplastic 

Pretty much the god of everything, Hes just so good at video games that nobody can ever defeat him. Even if the game tells you that you're the top player.. You're not because purifiedplastic is god of the game
OMG DUDE ITS PURIFIEDPLASTIC HES GONNA FUCKING KILL US!!!

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

the petrifier 

The act of bringing both of ones hands together to create a fist, then using it has a battle ram, plunging it into some sort of hole.
Yo Albert and CJ hold open this girls legs as I preform the Petrifier.

Don't drop the soap or someone may give you the petrifier.
the petrifier by The Saaaucceee January 26, 2012
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