striking mud 

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck

Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.

striking mud by Notanon December 1, 2013

Brazilian Mud Cake 

When fecal matter is visibly inside the vagina, it is caused by continuously switching between anal sex and vaginal sex.

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a Brazilian Mud Cake!"
Guy 2: "nice!"

Brazilian Mud Cake by USAis#1 November 18, 2014

chocolate mud puppies 

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench

*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!

chocolate mud puppies by Dhouse November 2, 2015

maryland mud crab 

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out

Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day

maryland mud crab by Kdogg! May 11, 2017

Packin` Mud 

The act of having anal sex with your partner.

" ...yeah Martha and I decided to change it up last night and do the Packin` Mud routine"

Packin` Mud by RdHogg June 1, 2017

montana mud dick 

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.

Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.

montana mud dick by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

banana mud slide 

The penis penetrates the asshole and then they shit all over him.

Last night she gave me a banana mud slide because I donkey punched her.

banana mud slide by AssilemFlow April 22, 2018