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monkey queen 

An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
monkey queen by zex2.0 September 4, 2020
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Monkey Sam 

A particular individual who likes to show off his talents of climbing trees and other objects to impress a certscertain girl
Boy #1 would you look at that! Monkey Sam!
Boy #2 ah yes! monkey see, monkey do...
Monkey Sam by Gavin the lost September 7, 2020

monkey man 

a douche bag....who works at the local skateshop(in batavia)....laughs all the time about stupid shit no one cares about....wheres the same hurley pants..everyday and always talks about how good he is at skateboarding (but he sucks)
QWAZZY(from upfront) IS A DOUCHE BAGGGGG MONKEY MANNN...
monkey man by tim oh man ion August 15, 2003

Monkey Trunk 

n. When a woman's inner labia (labia minora) extends beyond her outer labia (labia majora) which are most commonly larger
That woman's monkey trunk was so big she had to tuck it in when she wore a bikini.

monkey chops 

when i need a home and ive got no-one to trust or share, i got a £50 note and burned it with a match using a-level maths to chant to jerry springer when it is really crap, i used to have a telivisiion but the sprites died. The monkey chops ate me with their leader some call Jebus, but some call geoff
I need a monkey to sit on.
monkey chops by Ralfh October 14, 2004

monkey wrench 

slang for vinegar and water in a bottle to make a woman not have a smelly pussy
will you go to the corner sto and get me a box of monkey wrenches
monkey wrench by lilnemo23 February 8, 2008

monkey bite 

To grab another male's genitalia and squeeze it, whilst yelling "Monkeee" at the top of your lungs. For details on doing this to a female, see the definition for CAMEL CLUTCH. A monkey bite that lasts over 1 second is called a MO-NKEY RONKEY.
Man, Jamey almost keeled over when Mark gave him that monkey bite! Poor Jamey, his nuts are in a wringer.
monkey bite by David G December 2, 2003