flat top

a hairstyle worn by psychobillies, short on the sides with the top styled upwards and trimmed so that it is flat, hence the name 'flat top'.

"cool,cool,cool flat top yeah" lyrics by horrorpops.

My boyfriend Gareth would love a flat top but his hair's too curly lol

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muffin top

The roll of fat that slumps over the waistband of too tight lowrider jeans.

"That girl is cute but look at that muffin top."

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another phrase used for giving a guy head but you are only sucking the tip not the whole schlong

Rachel: "Hey I saw this guy and I really like him. What should I do?"
Ashley: "Just give em' top."

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A Belgian Ale brewed to tasty perfection just like a BLUE MOON. This bier is also sometimes served with and ORANGE

I'm getting off work and grabbing me a cold SHOCK TOP.

Shock Top by UnWERTzacht October 21, 2008

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The Top Tens by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

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When your love handles burst out over the top of your tight pants, giving your lower back/butt the appearance of a muffin.

Man Look at Joanie over there with those skanky jeans on, she sure has a wild case of muffin top.

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A notebook computer that you often take into the bathroom with you when pooing. Often an older laptop that the owner doesn't care about.

Murdah: Hey dude can I get my crap top back, gonna check out youtube while I drop a duke.

crap top by C-Murdah January 2, 2008

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