russian jerk off 

When you get your penis suck in the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and pull the trigger

"dude i was im the hospital because i tried the russian jerk off."

russian jerk off by brokenhalo2202 January 5, 2018

rusini 

Sexiest animal on the planet. But the attitude sucks.

Dang mommy you Rusini?

rusini by Wolf.x May 2, 2018

Russian funnel 

When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!

Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?

Russian funnel by ohthatgurl007 February 10, 2018

Russian Love Poem 

The act of sodomizing your partner with a banana whilst they have a banana allergy.

The best Russian Love Poem I've had was actually in Uganda.

Russian Love Poem by VoNotAHoe April 13, 2019

Russian Bias 

Used to refer to vehicles of the soviet union and modern day russia (mostly in digital media) that are made of Stalinium, and are thus almost inpenetrable while being as good as weightless.

It is still up for debate whether this is reality or just made up by angry king tiger drivers. Our best scientists at Gaijin and Wargaming are on it, but we dont know if thats bettering or worsening the situation.

xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: Lol that IS-2 is so OP! Obvious russian bias!
NotTheLegend27: You know it takes until the heat death of the universe to reload?
xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: RUSSIAN BIAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Russian Bias by Mordador November 5, 2019

Russian Mayo 

A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".

Russian Mayo by TheCraftyCocktailor January 15, 2020

Russian fatty 

A person usually used for slavs or for people that look like slavs that are fat. These people usually call other people fat whille they them self are fat.

Isaac: Ervin is the guy that played in my football team, the russian fatty.
Aaron: Hahhhah

Russian fatty by Yeetboi7511 March 23, 2021