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The House Rule of Dick Sizes
When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
The House Rule of Dick Sizes by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014
3 Second Weed Rule
Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”
3 Second Weed Rule by bostonjerk June 5, 2014
Golden Rule
Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.
It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
Golden Rule by desperryado October 3, 2005
Exclamation mark rule
The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.
Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule
Exclamation mark rule by Urban Jew January 17, 2010
shoe rule
When passed out, if shoes are on: you are fair game for being drawn on, various objects stuffed in different holes, pranks, etc.
If shoes are off: you are not fair game.
If shoes are off: you are not fair game.
person 1: you heard of the shoe rule?
person 2: yeah man, i passed out with my shoes on last night and i found shaving cream in my ears today
person 2: yeah man, i passed out with my shoes on last night and i found shaving cream in my ears today
shoe rule by victoriaaaaaa September 13, 2008