5 definitions by bostonjerk

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Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”
Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.
by bostonjerk June 05, 2014
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The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.
Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.
by bostonjerk June 30, 2012
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German word for when you leave the dog alone for a couple hours and as soon as you come home you can smell the "treat" they left?
I opened the door to my home, when suddenly I had Poopenfreude.
by bostonjerk March 28, 2015
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Something that is instantly disgusting on it's face, but upon you trying it, experiencing it, it is an addictive vice that you must convince others to try and join your mad cult.
Dude you gotta try White Castle Hamburgers. They are horribly wonderful. Let's get the 30 pak Crave Case.
by bostonjerk April 25, 2015
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When you go to a chinese resturant and misread/misprounce a chinese menu listing and get unending grief for it.
Now, anytime you "mis-speak' it is a PookyAcky(also spelled PookeeAckee).
Heavy degree of BS from speaker when called on error.
"I went to that Greek resturant and they have a great GyroRupita Pie"

"You need to go to Microsoft.com and download that "servilepack too".
by bostonjerk November 23, 2004
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