Candy Cartel

The largest organisation giving people what they need!

“Damn, the Candy Cartel are active and giving people what they need”

by daviddoner May 3, 2020

candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 1, 2020

Candy Cub

A reverse cougar, when the younger woman spoils an older man the same way a cougar would spoil a younger man.

Did you see that candy cub out buying her old man a new cane....

by anonymous November 21, 2020

copper candy

Phrase for bullets / gun ammunition

The police handed out some copper candy to the bank robbers.

by Powerslug March 11, 2024

candied pecans

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!

“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”

by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022

Tornado Candy

Referring to how tornados can easily pick up trailers almost like pieces of candy.

That Storm is gonna have a good amount of Tornado Candy from that Trailer Park over there.

by TILR16 March 17, 2022

i candy

Looking at a naked girl from behind and on all fours the vagina and anus look like an “i”. Different from “eye candy” which is someone that is pleasing to the eye.

Look at the i candy in this picture

by pervertsquid February 10, 2022