Wafflehole 

The square, bumpy ring that is discovered upon entering the anal area.

Andy was delighted upon discovering his wife's anus, as he saw she had a delectable wafflehole

Wafflehole by Josh Beaumont January 30, 2008

Wiffle

A very short haircut usually for males in which the hair resembles the bristle surface of a brush. Synonym for crewcut.

I'm going to the barber to get a wiffle.

Wiffle by FartSniffer August 26, 2005

wafflegasm 

The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes from a fresh bouquet of homemade waffles on an other wise cold, yucky morning.

Roommate 1: I was planning to sleep in, but this morning you had to get up and have a wafflegasm at the crack of dawn.
Roommate 2: Yeah sorry about that.
Roommate 1: You could at least be quiet about it...
Roommate 2: Obviously you haven't tried these waffles.

wafflegasm by Josephine Crew March 29, 2009

Wafflecopter

When a person chats so much shit (the waffle begins), the waffling continues to build as they talk more and more shit until they physically take off into the air vertically like a helicopter

TomRob: Me and Tom have bought Rainbow 6 mate." *FAILS TO LOAD UP SAID PURCHASE*
You: "You're a right wafflecopter you son"

Wafflecopter by NoncePacts April 26, 2019

top the waffles 

to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.

top the waffles by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008

Waffler 

A Waffler is a legend of the CB radio that never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. Well travelled to all parts of the globe, their stories have the uncanny ability to get under the skin of any member of the Boy Cunt Crew. Wafflers are renowned for their philanthropy work and the production of some of the finest self saucing cucumbers the world has ever seen.

Too good Waffler, too good.
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."

Waffler by Kung Of The Duckheads June 25, 2019

Waffleblock 

when a person intentionally or unintentionally prevents you from partaking in the enjoyment of waffles from Waffle House, Waffle Hut or any other waffle-based eating establishment

Caddy: Dude, Katy is totally waffleblocking us.

Justin: I know, she is a waffleblock!

Waffleblock by Waffle Haus October 28, 2009