muffin top concealer 

Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.

Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche

muffin top concealer by Ruff Butt Wrangler May 14, 2011

table top ass 

When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.

Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!

table top ass by blondiemclicious February 6, 2012

Muff Top 

When the pubic hair extends above the elastic panty line.

That girl better clean that stuff up, I can see her muff top from here.

Muff Top by Doctor 420 May 21, 2014

Schloppy Top 

To get Brains, crazy messy head. I messy sloppy Blow Job.

I checked that G last night and she gave me some schloppy top.

Schloppy Top by Schloppy Top January 16, 2015

Your Top G 

The absolute most attractive and inteligent person in the world.Can be used to describe an alpha male.

Gersi is Your Top G.

Your Top G by Klement Deda July 26, 2022

bippy top 

a woman's skimpy top or halter, worn without a bra

She wore a bippy top and jeans.

bippy top by daisyss March 19, 2006

america's next top model 

-Reality show hosted by African American supermodel Tyra Banks which airs on UPN where females aged 17-30 audition for a chance to be a model and get a contract with make-up company CoverGirl.

-Contestants audition throughout several cities like American Idol and based on looks and some tests like how they walk, some are selected to the show.

-Final contestants live together for a couple months and travel to places, sometimes internationally to perform model shoots which each have some special stipulation ie you have to pose with a tarantula on you, you have to pose nude.

-Each week the contestants pictures taken that week are judged and usually one person is eliminated who "doesn't seem to be model material."

-Goes by the term "cycle" instead of "season" like most TV shows.

-Previous winners so far have been...
Cycle 1:Adrienne Curry
Cycle 2:Yoanna House
Cycle 3:Eva Pigford
Cycle 4:Naima mora

Ex. Some of the judges on America's Next Top Model are even more blunt about what they think of the would-be model contestants than Simon Cowell is with singer would-bes on American Idol.

america's next top model by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005