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Mashed potato 

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.
Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!
Mashed potato by itsmine August 31, 2011

The Mashed Potato 

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.
Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True
The Mashed Potato by Stu Pendos January 10, 2012

baked potato 

"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"

Sassy Potato

Apparatus for repairing a casting having a crack therein comprising a metal lock to extend across the crack and a lacing plug to fit in the crack, the metal lock formed as a rigid elongate member having a plurality of lobes formed from adjacent portions that are circular in cross-section and each having its center on the longitudinal axis of the elongate member, said lobes being of alternating large and small diameters and including a central large diameter lobe and at least one outer large diameter lobe at each side of the central large diameter lobe, said central large diameter lobe being spaced from each outer large diameter lobe by a small diameter lobe and with each lobe overlapping its adjacent lobe and extending through the elongate member; and the lacing plug including a head configured to receive a driving tool, a tapered shaft, a shoulder at a top of the tapered shaft, a non-threaded shaft portion interconnecting the head and the tapered shaft, a break-off groove formed in the non-threaded shaft portion adjacent to the shoulder, and straight threads formed on the tapered shaft, said threads having a uniform minor pitch diameter and a tapered major pitch diameter, said major pitch diameter being parallel to the outer diameter of the tapered shaft.

"You are such a fucking sassy potato."
Sassy Potato by toooputywere February 1, 2009

Relish Potato 

Take a cooked potato and shove it up a woman's vagina while having anal sex. Have normal anal sex until climax and get you partner to squirt out the potato. Then eat the warm and lubricated potato. If the girl fails to squirt the potato out she must keep it inside while you try again.

Often the favourite move for larger men.
Dude that girl last nigh let me relish potato. I had a full stomach all night.
Relish Potato by Man of many moves January 13, 2011

sweet potato fever 

A term describing when a non-brown (usually white) person has a sexual attraction or preference for a brown person or for brown people exclusively.
Zachary has sweet potato fever for that new Indian PhD student in the other lab.
sweet potato fever by mishaladycat November 22, 2011