bastast

the german equivalant of jesus who enjoys a more intamate relation with his deciples.

oh thank bastast/oh bastast(in a german accent)

by weeman again May 24, 2003

Bastaard

a male child thats has no fucking idea of who ther fater is

my cuzian pattrick is a bastard be cuz he dont kno who his daddy is.

by william January 13, 2005

bastark

a swear word thet is not swearing

"ya bastark, i'm gonna kill you"

by uber pants December 9, 2008

Bastardslag!

Conjoined Bastard and Slag:
A name pt forward to someone who truly is a dazed, brainless, moronic excuse of a twat!!! baicicly

BASTARDSLAG! You were suposed to cut the blue wire!!!

by [>>=Stevie T=<<] June 27, 2007

Bastawank

It is when a boy is being sucked off, and as yoo eject the female keeps the penis fluids in her mouth, and forces it back in your penis by ridiculously hard blowing.

fred- hey man, i got a bastawank last night from this chick, her parent werent in,
bob - dude, you scored!

by pissflapers August 1, 2008

Basteked

Something that's been completely demolished, owned, pwnd, etc.

The house was basteked by the tornado.

by phampok August 5, 2008

Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.

"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."

by expvideo October 7, 2008