pattrick 

the gayest person alive

guy 1hey whats the guys name over there

guy 2pattrick

guy 1 we should run
guy 2 why
guy 1 he's gay
guy2 how bad is it
guy 1 1000 out of 10
guy2 lets go go go go go RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!

pattrick by i thunk motto mottto like u December 1, 2021

pattrick 

the gayest person alive

guy 1hey whats the guys name over there

guy 2pattrick

guy 1 we should run
guy 2 why
guy 1 he's gay
guy2 how bad is it
guy 1 1000 out of 10
guy2 lets go go go go go RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!

pattrick by i thunk motto mottto like u December 1, 2021

Patrick Kent 

If you ever meet a Patrick Kent, you’ll feel well-being, success, good fortune and delight. You’ll laugh uncontrollably. His intellect, creativity, amazing sunset photos and smile will warm your heart.

Patrick Kent has spiritual power; he’s evolved, open and real. His mind is fast, in control, patient. He loves himself and shows off his excellent qualities and self worth.

He is a beautiful and wise soul and will turn your heart inside out. He teaches that men can truly respect women and enjoys the goddess next to him, feeding self respect and self worth that grow and stay with you forever.

Patrick Kent is a force, the most amazing man in existence and any woman who appreciates his heart will reach her own peace. She will wish him a life of love, happiness, growth and fulfillment. Divine Bliss.

Girl 1: Damn, that guy’s sexy as fuck. Who is he?

Girl 2: That’s Patrick Kent. He’s all about respect, heart and soul.

Girl 1: He’s lit.

Girl 2: Girl, you don’t even know.

Patrick Kent by Eye.of.Ra April 13, 2019

Patrick Shwavy 

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born. (Coined by Noel Miller)

Rebecca: "I pulled a big Patrick Shwavy when I sent those dick pics to my dad instead of my boyfriend."

Sarah: "Oh shit, big Patrick Shwavy."

Patrick Shwavy by JakeTheBubbleWizard December 16, 2019

Patrick Stump 

1) The leader singer of fall out boy.
2) A 30 year old man that has worn many hats in his days yet rocks the fedora everytime.
3) A cuddly man who's hip rolls during sugar were going down swing in' gives feels to all fangirls.

"Whos the short man who can't reach his microphone stand?" "Oh that's just Patrick stump, Pete's gotta help him with his stand."

Patrick Stump by Theshadypenguin August 12, 2014

Patrick Schwavy

1. Getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you mistake a kid with cerebral palsy for a kid who got in a car accident.

2. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, while extremely intoxicated, that you wish you were never born.

Yoooo lets get Patrick Schwavy'd lol it's lit

Patrick Schwavy by CHamel3 December 16, 2019

patrick shwavy 

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”

patrick shwavy by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019