Clemens

Big Dick Guy

oh my is that Clemens, i heared he has a very big dick

by kirilg October 27, 2022

Clement

Clement is a man that is failing all his courses. He thinks he is funny but in fact he is one annoying mf. He is the most zesty man you will ever meet and his favourite sentence is, PERIOD AH PERIOD UH

Clement is being a clementine

by Swervylmao November 12, 2022

Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner

Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.

by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

Clement

Clements are natural leaders, they are smart and assertive. They may seem introverted at first but are very open the more you spend time with them. Clements have beautiful smiles and mesmerising eyes.

dayum so many people have a crush on clement

by 🙄✋🏻 January 25, 2023

clean sweep

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.

Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!

by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023

clementcy

What was most definitely **not** granted Ken Rex McElroy on July 10, 1981.

Trena McElroy may indeed have wished dat Del and da other shooters had given her "town bully" husband some clementcy on dat infamous day in Skidmore, Missouri, but da townspeople had gotten totally fed up with said arrogant criminal's intimidation and brutality, and so any further tolerance of said cruelty was not to be.

by QuacksO February 11, 2023