arabian potato chip 

ur fuckin a chick in the ass and as soon as ur about 2 nut go on her back wait for it 2 dry, peal it off and give it 2 her to eat

if you arabian potato chip a chick this will commend you 2 become a sex god

arabian potato chip by hotts October 23, 2007

Crack Potato 

A crack potato is simply a baked potato laced with crack cocaine. The lacing can be done by either placing whole crack rocks into the potato, crushing up the rocks and sprinkling them on the potato, or by liquefying crack rocks and spreading it on the potato, much like one would do with butter. The crack potato is considered a delicacy among many inner-city minority populations, mainly those of the African American persuasion.

Urbanite 1: "I heard that DaRashad is having a fancy party in his studio apartment tonight to celebrate his pay raise to $6.75/hr. There are supposed to be some crack potatoes there! Mmmmmmm!"

Urbanite 2: "Hell yeah! I love me some crack potatoes! Lets go nukka!"

Urbanite 1: "To the hooptie!"

Crack Potato by Mr. Krax February 4, 2008

Self-Potato 

A colony of random potatos that are conceited.

He always looks at himself in the mirror. He's so fat that he could be a self-potato.

Self-Potato by TheExcercistLenalee July 13, 2010

couch potato 

they are lazy ass people who sit in front of a tv all day or play video games and eat junk food and only get up a couple of times to go to the bathroom also they probably live with their parents because they dont have enough money to pay for rent or food

couch potato: mom do we have more chips

mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No

couch potato by PandamandaluvsDdlovato February 6, 2015

Baked Potato 

When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.

Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.

Baked Potato by Mufftacular January 16, 2009

dirty potato

one who is easily taken advantage of sexually but who is very attractive and put together however loves the D

That dirty potato put her number in my phone while I was cleaning myself up

dirty potato by Kent March 26, 2004

couch potato 

1.(noun) cowch poh-tay-toe - a water pipe/bong designed with an angled or very low bowl and that is meant to be smoked in a laid back, relaxed position. They are longer bongs with a neck long enough to rest the bowl on your chest while you smoke and the bowl sits low enough and at a proper angle to prevent water from coming up the pipe. Also are usually meant to be lay down as their storage position, which means they are very stable and would be very difficult to tip.

2. The laziest pure glass bong you'll ever use. You have to be a lazy-ass pothead to drop a few hundred bucks on one like I did. Its great for the shit that you know you're gonna have to lie down after smoking, because you really can't spill it and you just lay it down.

3. A lazy son of a bitch that just lays down and watches TV on the couch all day and plays with himself all night in the same spot.

"Dude, my Couch Potato lets me smoke in my recliner while I'm lying back and I can just leave it sitting on my chest after I smoke it!"

"You shouldn't hit your couch potato while you get head from your girlfriend, because her head bobbing is gonna make it a motherfucker to light that bowl."

"My couch potato fits in well with my abstract art collection! I should like another!"

couch potato by Don Pablo Escobar April 21, 2008