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new orleans 

-the city where you can drink underage and get away wit it
-the city where if you step in the wrong neighborhood you get capped for looking like a tourist
-the city where a nigga can get shot for borrowing his homies crack pipe to long
-the city that is named the murder capitol almost every year
-the city where there is like 1 nice neighborhood
-the city with the most shitty education period
white springbreaker-"yay i finally made it to new orleans to party!"

black dude-"shut the fuck up white tourist boy"
new orleans by magnolia slim August 9, 2005

New Hartford 

A little town in the 860 of Connecticut where EVERYBODY smokes weed. People spark joints out in the open air. Theres plenty of crack heads, houses, and dealers and theres plenty of heroine too(gross shit). Everybody knows everybody its a chill place. Despite the fact its in the country you better watch what you say because people here don't fuck around and everybody is either dirt poor or filthy rich. There is a legitimate "crew" that rolls deeper and harder then everybody in the surrounding towns put together. New Hartford is where its at.
City Kid: HEY COUNTRY BOY!
New Hartford Kid: Your Fucked.

New Hartford by You're Fucked December 25, 2008

[New Hampshire] 

One of the last free states. one of the few places where you can still shoot an intruder in your home in the face and still walk away the victim. Because you are. Although, the Patriot Act has really changed that. We aim to get that shit repealed real soon, though. One of the few places in the country where you won't get swarmed by police if you walk down the street with a DEagle strapped to your hip (assuming you have the proper permits). One of the few places in the country where you can still carry concealed.


There are a lot of hillbillies when you get into cow country. But they're the ones with small arsenals in their basements, so they rock. Can't' do that shit in many places anymore. Our beaches might not be spectacular, but we have some of the best skiing next to Colorado. We might be slow drivers, but we're some of the best because most of us don't have insurance. If you get hit and run in NH, don't take it personally. The person who did it just doesn't feel you're worth an insurance surcharge. That's another thing: lowest insurance rates in the country. You know why? Voted one of the best places to live in America. Speaking of driving, our plates are awesome. Live free or die. It doesn't get much better than that.

There are some states on the east coast that are well developed, yes, with a decent municipal and social structure. Some of them are two words, the second of which may start with 'J'. Like any thriving metropolis, the cities are filled with douchebag cops that drive smartcars so they can't compensate for their small man syndrome with a V8 Crown Vic (NH still rocks the Vic). We do, of course, have more than our fair share of douchebags. Most, while obnoxious, will actually listen when you say, "I don't consent to a search" or "I'm observing". They know the law and they know their boundaries. If we're better than anyone, we don't go around broadcasting it.

We have more wilderness than we know what to do with. In fact, we have so much, some is still unincorporated. Meaning, not recognized by the state. That's what I like to call a "1984 contingency". And it looks like we're gonna need it.

The fact of the matter is, every state has it's flaws. New York has its water. Massachusetts has its taxes, Jersey has its people. The only flaw in New Hampshire is all the republicans, which is okay, because they're not the stupid hypocrite republicans. They're the ones that keep their guns loaded and their mouths shut.
New Hamphire Victim: Hello? Police? I just shot an intruder in my home.

Dispatch: Where do you live, sir?

New Hampshire Victim: 21 Broo - *BANG*

Cop: ...you just shot him again, didn't you?

New Hampshire Victim: He moved.
[New Hampshire] by NRA Forever December 28, 2008

New Haven 

Best city in Connecticut. We're rich enough to wear our Coach bags, Diesel sneakers, and Ugg boots. Poor enough not to be snobs. We wear our seatbelts while we're driving 60 mph down the boulevard. We go downtown and drink our $5 cocktails every Thursday and Friday at terrible clubs like Gotham Citi and Elevate. We eat the best pizza in this entire country. And avoid Fair Haven at all costs. Everybody drives some type of Honda, and nobody gets pulled over for being a padiddle. And none of us will ever quit smoking cigarettes, no matter how much the governor wants us to pay for them.
"I'm goin down to New Haven tonightttttttt."
New Haven by FREEZIE. November 12, 2009

New Jersey 

The state containing the number one town to live in in the USA. (Moorestown, New Jersey)

The state that is stereotyped to be full of Italian mobs. And South Jersey is actually a much nicer place to live than the North.

NJ accents are just like those of all the TV commercials. So whenever Southerners say, "Ya'll have an accent!" they're actually wrong because People from NJ talk just the same as all the famous people on TV and in movies.
Person One: I'm from New Jersey!
Person Two: Ew.
Person One: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun.
New Jersey by sexyrex July 17, 2007

New Jersey Devils 

The greatest hockey team that has ever existed. Nothing else needs to be said.
Yeah, that team is good, but the New Jersey Devils are way better.
New Jersey Devils by MK1996 April 3, 2013