golden bags 

a treat found on the 9 tastes menu. sounds sexual in nature....but really isnt. its like a crab rangoon with vegetables and shit instead of crab and jizz

What would you like? Id like your special golden bags....all up in me.

golden bags by Brian April 22, 2005

golden electric eel 

When a chic urinates on ur penis and you then pee in a toaster avoiding electrocution.

"Dude, a chic i once knew pissed all over my johnson so i pissed in her toaster because we were in the bathroom and she likes to keep a toaster handy so she can eat and shit. Cut a long story short i avoided electrocution and this then became a game i passed on to my son and told him it was the 'golden electric eel' game"

golden electric eel by eel boy January 18, 2009

Goldenrod 

A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.

His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."

His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.

His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.

Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.

Dude, have you seen Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.

No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.

Goldenrod by nphilbro February 3, 2009

Golden Crown 

After receiving a blow job till completion from your partner, the partner then pee's all over the cum soaked penis. Without washing yourself this will create a golden crown from the dried piss and cum around the penis.

On rare occasions a second blow job is given with the Golden Crown in tact.

I asked my girl if she can give me a golden crown after the blowjob and she jumped at the chance to do so..

Golden Crown by Blacknight200 May 11, 2013

the golden hour 

When the sky is that perfect golden shade as the sun sets, so you convince a blonde it's fate that you met at such a magical time, so you can slip in a cheeky finger in the park

Look beautiful, it's the golden hour, this must be fate we met, wanna get fingered in a hedge?

the golden hour by It's me, the M, the AC, the K April 30, 2016

golden doughnut 

Golden doughnut is slang for a womans vagina

im gana be threading the eye through the golden doughnut tonight mate!

golden doughnut by scotty April 7, 2004

golden dildo 

ive got pretty tired of calling people retard, cock hole, fag, etc... so ive decided when somebody whats to be a dumbass im just gonna call them a golden dildo

me: ron why are you such a golden dildo?
ron: what are you talking about?
me: god damn your a golden dildo.

golden dildo by mr86vision November 15, 2009