Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 01, 2017
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bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
by rubikscubeguy March 08, 2019
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huge ham

a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.
Damn! Zach got the league MVP award! Huge Ham!
by Everyone knows me December 14, 2017
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boiled ham

This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.
Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!

Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.
by Syndiddy February 09, 2019
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ham the great

typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts
John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it
by Adi JSJS November 17, 2016
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Oh honey ham my jam

That feeling when the beat drops.
Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!
by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015
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Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.
Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!
by MissingRab April 15, 2011
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