FULL HAM

simplest definition - hammered drunk

intense definition - completely beyond the shadow of a doubt so beyond drunk that you don't know your shoe from a sandwich, you couldn't remember your name if your life depended on it. this is usually what happens when going to two keys 10 dollars all you can devour or a good night out at 4th street live ending at the galt house.
it also usually leads to "last calls." (see last call)

Example 1)

Brian - Dude carter shall we rage tonight?

Carter - Dude i'm ready to rage my face off.

Brian - How rage should we rage?

Carter - Dude I'm lookin to get full ham.

Example 2)

Guy #1 - Dude you were out of your mind last night. You took the words all you can drink to a new level.

Guy # 2 - I know bro I was definitely full ham.

by Professor Stillwater November 25, 2010

Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

by Full Ham Sandwich March 20, 2019

Baseball mit full of chipped ham

A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.

by FromtheVCdays December 4, 2010