Dry shower

A sexual act where the female is covered in sand and the male cum's on her and she rubs the sand and sperm all over her vagina. This is absolutely the nastiest thing on the planet, I've done it once with a girl but only because she had a weird fetish for it.

I dry showered my girlfriend, it was gross.

Dry shower by The joker1337 June 9, 2011

Flaming shower

The act of drinking a bottle of WD-40, and pissing on a girl with a match (or lighter) in front of the stream of urine, covering the girl in flames, and giving her a flaming shower.

Malk drinks a cool (and refreshing) bottle of WD-40, then, a few hours later, pulls down his pants in front of his girlfriend, lights a match, and enguls her in flames. Flaming shower

Flaming shower by MalkG September 17, 2006

eskimo shower

At the end of sexual intercourse, ejaculate in the girl's hair. Then, pee on her feet.

Yo, I totally gave that ho an eskimo shower. She got pissed and called me an abominable snowman.

eskimo shower by gleeeezy May 7, 2009

California Shower Bath 

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.

Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.

California Shower Bath by They Shoot Pigs, Don't They? March 22, 2010

Platinum Shower 

The act of vomitting on partner at point of climax.

I can't bust unless I give (or get) a platinum shower.

Platinum Shower by P5yCo05 January 7, 2011

Brown Shower

When a guy pee's in a girls butt.

Austin gave that girl the Brown Shower

Brown Shower by [e-mail] August 21, 2016

cold shower 

When your taking a shit and cold water splashes onto your asshole.

I got a cold shower at Arbys once.

cold shower by ed$ February 7, 2005