dick vapor 

A colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor from that rises from teenage boys' crotches. The vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for an underage erection.

When combined with a tropical climate like Florida's, dick vapor becomes a potent compound, enveloping the boy in an invisible vapor cloud -- thus making him irresistible to the female faculty at his school.

"Mrs. Smith never used to pay attention to me until I started going through puberty and getting dick vapor. Now we have sex in the gym like every day. Plus, I have the best grade in class!"

dick vapor by sidecarsally May 31, 2009

Dicksmacker 

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

Dicksmacker by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

dickstract 

a miss pronunciation for distraction.

Jennifer is such a dickstract

dickstract by God of definition April 21, 2017

Dickson Hat Trick 

When one football player blocks three punts in a single game

Alan Page might have blocked more punts than anyone in NFL history, but he’s never pulled off a Dickson Hat trick

Dickson Hat Trick by Dummy Scrimmage Hero April 13, 2020

dick village 

A place in which alot of homo sexuals congrigate. vagina is scarce.

1. I bet that faggot lives in the dick village downtown.

2. That party is going to be a dick village.

3. Nice dick village you faggots!

dick village by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

dick tucked 

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

dick tucked by valkimiko September 14, 2007

Dick Depot 

A girl who is very sexually promiscuous.

X: Whoa. Katie is really quite the dick depot.
O: I know, I fucked her last night.
X: Me too!

Dick Depot by KatrinatTamica October 9, 2008