Zoey

Hotter than Sebastian. Epic gamer and comedy goddess. Loved by ratatoing and mother to alligator John

Zoey is incredible

by Seabass5678 January 31, 2020

Zoey guzman

A dumb A ass ugly bitch who is annoying as hell

Zoey guzman- The dumb ugly annoying bitch in school

by Anonymous4321234567899 September 17, 2020

Zoeya

A Zoeya is a person that you will meet and once you meet a Zoeya, you will instantly never want to leave. They're dumb and lovable and nobody can ever compare to them. If you ever met a Zoeya, You will NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE THEM. (Or else.)

"GUYS, LOOK IT'S A ZOEYA"

"OMG, WOW THERE HOT"

"Hey, That Zoeya is MINE."

by LovleyHolychild March 11, 2022

Zoey Dickerson

I will just say I'm les so hopefully she loooooves me and is like me a lesbian

Zoey Dickerson is HOT AS FRIGGIN HEAVEN!!!

let's hope she likes girls

by ur shnexy mama May 6, 2022

Zoey

Her name means life and that is what she breathes into me every time I see her. It is a fact of life that she is the most gorgeous woman on the face of planet earth. She is always a joy to be around and makes me smile every time I think about her, one of these days she will see what I say is true but for now she'll go on denying it because she can't see what I see.

Zoey is the woman of my dreams

by wizard blizzard August 14, 2022

smushed zoey

she’s SO ANNOYING AND SMUSHED. why can’t she swim literally get her out of here rn she reeks like cheddar

Smushed Zoey is small and smushed in the floor

by Poopy in my bum April 3, 2020

zoey

In certain cases, also refers to an outsider who makes it clear he/she's an outsider, going as far as to make fun of the outsiders to make him/herself look more outside. Will use false accusations and stereotypes to fulfill this. Has no reputable evidence or proof, facts are lacking, and he/she sounds like a total imbecile doing it. For excellent examples, see canonite and nikonian. Another good place is to do some research on where CONTAX rates (and why you don't ever see new Contax cameras, hmmm, wonder what happened. Did the copy machine company stop making them?) compared to other companies.

"I almost feel sorry for that Zoey person, he/she's made a total ass of themself, even going so far as to bash Leica. You almost have to have pity on the poor soul, they think they're professional! Come sit with me and point and laugh!"

by Deus April 5, 2005